Monday, December 22, 2008

Peppermint Patty Cookies...


It's a Charlie Brown Christmas, complete with Peppermint Patty! These remind me of a retro-cookbook from the 60's. I loved the picture almost as much as the cookies! Enjoy!

Double Chocolate Peppermint Cookies

2 cups all-purpose flour
1 cup unsweetened Dutch-process cocoa powder
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 sticks (1/2 pound) unsalted butter, softened
3/4 cup sugar
1 large egg
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
12 peppermint patties, unwrapped

Make dough:Whisk together flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt. Beat butter and sugar with an electric mixer until pale and fluffy, then beat in egg and vanilla. At low speed, mix in flour mixture in 3 batches just until a dough forms. Scoop by rounded tablespoon onto ungreased cookie sheet and flatten with your palm to 1/2 inch thickness. Bake at 350 degrees 10-12 minutes. When slightly cool, top with peppermint patties.

Pastry Wrapped Salmon and Spinach with Herb Cream

Meredith, one of my fun students, loves to cook with her husband Jon. She sent me this picture and I was so proud of her!! I wanted to post the picture here! Look at this pastry wrapped salmon and spinach with herb cream! It made me hungry just looking at it! Way to go Meredith!!

Friday, December 19, 2008

Wreath of Dough...still no snow!




The Holiday Cheer of a bread wreath also doubles as easily separably rolls! What a great addition to any party of family dinner! Plus they look really cool out by my river rocks...that get rained on 5 days a year and never see snow. Ahhh. The blessing and curse of living in the desert. Great morning sunlight even in December. No snow. I don't want to scare anyone, but it was warm enough I didn't even have shoes on to take the picture! Now that is a warm holiday greeting. I even had to put down a white cloth to simulate snow. Don't hate me. You know you want my life!

Lyon-style Sun Bread...


The region around Lyon in eastern France that is known for this style of bread probably doesn't see a lot of cactus growth. So, this is the Arizona version. It's got poppy seed added, which for some reason reminds me of The Wizard of Oz. Giant flowers, poppies...the only thing missing are my ruby slippers. I am, of course, the good witch. I painted this bread with my magic wand and am sure there is a little munchkin giggling behind me. Hey, they even have an auntie Em. Now that is a random thought. Enjoy the picture anyway!

Finally Snow in Arizona!!


OH BABY! It finally happened! We got snow. Apparently we need to make our own. When I was growing up it was traditional to have Mexican Wedding Cakes for Christmas. It just doesn't feel the same without these little white snow balls around. Last night my son pulled a chair up to the kitchen counter, strapped on his apron and helped me roll cookies. The magic moment froze. A frozen moment isn't cold like snow if it's a good moment... (Not like the moment when I got my first bra...now that is a frozen memory I could go without remembering.) Naaah. This is a good one. Cooking with my kiddo. So, before the magic moment melted away and the cookies were gone forever, I took a picture. Why not on the cactus? That way you really get my point. This is my mother's recipe, with a few additions of my own. I like lemon and a tsp of crushed anise seed in mine.

Mexican Wedding Cakes
2 cups flour
3/4 cup butter
1/4 cup powdered sugar
1/2 tsp salt
2 tsp vanilla
zest of 1 lemon
1 tsp crushed anise seed
1/2 cup fine chopped walnuts or almonds
1/4 cup cold water
powdered sugar (for rolling cookies)

Cream butter, powdered sugar. Add salt, vanilla, lemon zest and anise seed. Add the flour and nuts and mix add water 1/4 cup a tablespoon at a time just until it stinks together. You will need to squeeze them together. Roll in 1 inch balls and place on heavy sheet pan, 1 inch apart (they don't spread at all). Bake 6 minutes or until lightly browned. Roll in powdered sugar while still warm. Cool on rack. Roll in powdered sugar again if needed. The cake absorbs the sugar very quickly. Yield 5 dozen small cookies.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Toffee House



I am pretty sure it's Christmas now. I made the Toffee. I know there is a recipe in every family where this is true. Now, mind you, this toffee may not last until Christmas day actually arrives but we will be laughing all the way!! The packages are optional but I think they look so festive all wrapped up in red! Don't you? My husband gets these from me every year and it's as close as he gets to house made of toffee, which he would take if it wouldn't get bugs. So this one is for Ace, my Dear Hunny who would do just about anything for toffee. He's getting these before Christmas.

My Favorite English Toffee recipe

2 cups butter (1 lb)
2 cups sugar
1T light corn syrup
1 cup high quality milk chocolate chips
1 cup toasted pecans (omit nuts if they are a problem for ya)

Grease a 15 inch by 10 inch by 1 inch baking pan with non-stick coating. In a heavy 3 quart sauce pan, melt the butter. Add the sugar and corn syrup. stir over medium heat until a candy thermometer reads 295 degrees, hard crack stage. Quickly pour into the prepared pan. Let stand at room temperature about 30 minutes and then top with chocolate chips and smooth them out over the candy when melted. Sprinkle with pecans. Let stand 2 hours. Break into bite size pieces. Store in an airtight container at room temperature. yield --about 2 lbs toffee.

Yea, 2 lbs. Mind you it will put more than 2 lbs on your bum should you eat all the toffee yourself!

Note: Test your candy thermometer before use by bringing water to a rolling boil. It should read 212 degrees . Adjust your recipe according to the number on your thermometer, as water boils at a lower temperature at higher altitudes.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Beef Stew Take Two!

There has to be something to go with all this bread I bake!!

Can a pastry chef cook stew? Is it allowed? I hope so!! As a Chef and a Mom, I sometimes have to combine my passions. Mother of two hungry boys. Dinner coming soon, and , "MOM look at all this leftover food from the Steak photo shoot!"... If you can resist that face, you are the first!! Girls already swoon and he is only 5! So we decided to cook some stew and then put crispy crust on top...since it would be much faster than baking a beef pot pie from scratch. Mind you my husband is vegetarian, but he wasn't having dinner with us tonight so I pounced on the opportunity to cook meat!

I am a freezer freak. I love to maximize my time by making a big batch and then freeze some for later. So when I saw all this food stacked up in lovely piles on the counter I knew that was worth at least 3 meals for my family. I used a third for dinner and froze the remaining stew in two quart size freezer bags. Next time I crave warm beef stew, I won't have anything to do but heat and eat! I hope you don't mind if I share freezer ideas. It is one of my passions!

It is never cold here where I live. Well, I say that. Rarely do we have a cold enough day that I feel like making stew. I think it has snowed twice in the 15 years I have lived in Arizona and that snow only stayed on the ground a few hours before it melted. I do miss the snow. If you are in Michigan and read this, don't hate me. I know the grass is greener...


If we can't live where it is cold, at least we can sometimes eat like the other side!
Beef Pot Pie... Deconstructed
8-12 ounces premium steak, chopped , ours was precooked on a BBQ so it was smoky and nice (I have a great meat source!)
3 cups cooked red potatoes
2 cups carrots, peeled and sliced
2 cups onions, chopped
1 rib celery, sliced
2T garlic infused olive oil
1/4 cup flour
3T tomato paste (I used my home-canned organic ketchup...yea, I'm weird)
1 1/2 cup cut green beans
1 cup chopped bell pepper
4 cups quality beef stock
1/2 cup quick cook barley (or 1 cup pre-cooked)
1 tsp each: thyme, rosemary, lemon zest, black pepper, and salt
2 prepared pie crusts, I make my own but you can use store bought.

Bake the pie crust at 425 for 15minutes while you make the stew.
For stew: Put a little oil in the bottom of a good quality heavy bottomed 2 Quart pot. Add the onions, carrots, celery. Cook until tender, about 5 minutes, add 1/4 cup flour, stir well, add the stock and seasoning and simmer 10 minutes. Add all remaining ingredients and cook 10 minutes more until barley is tender. Put 1/3 in a nice serving bowl and top with cooked pie crust. Cool the remaining stew in the fridge for at least 2 hours. Perfect since you will be munching on the pot pie of love. Transfer stew to two quart size freezer bags and label clearly. I like to lay flat to freeze. This maximizes my freezer space and it freezes faster. To reheat from frozen, remove plastic and put in microwave safe dish on high 5 minutes, stir then 5 minutes more (I heat it covered since it tends to splatter and I like a clean microwave). Yes. I use a microwave. If you don't like them, defrost the stew overnight in the fridge and heat on the stove. I warned you I wasn't perfect! But the stew is!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Apple Cider Caramels...And STEAK.




Steak and Caramel....
a perfectly normal combination!



So my insanely evil chef friend Tara found a great recipe for us to do together and I have to say that I was so excited to get back into the evil think-tank with her. The mind melting is working perfectly and I am pleased to announce that I now have half a brain. My husband tells me that I have been running on half-full for quite some time (I think from giving him a piece of my mind on a regular basis...haa haa.) Nice. This is a recipe that I can't take credit for but can be found with the self proclaimed SUGAR PUNK. I think I would much like to meet this "kindred spirit" and invite her to the think tank, as I am sure we could cause some serious chaos! Again this is one of those areas where other EGO chefs might think I am a bit nuts. I won't apologize. I like hanging out with new people! I tend to learn some of the coolest tricks that way. Case in point, this Punk chick has some really lovely ideas. Boiling the cream separate from the sugar syrup for caramel's. I didn't think of that! Major cool! Tara thought it was cool too! So hats off to the Sugar Punk and big love for the gorgeous caramel's! After the carmels, we took pictures of a lot of steak. I know that sounds wild. It was! One of Tara's co-workers has connections with a meat company and they needed pictures for an upcoming web site. I ate steak for the first time in six months. My hubby, the Ace, is also very much vegetarian so we don't eat steak at home much. It was delicious too! I don't have a recipe for the steak. Still can't figure out how God put together a cow from scratch. But, here is the recipe for the caramel's!




Apple Cider Caramel's

recipe from:
http://sugarpunk.wordpress.com/


2 c apple cider, Reduce to 1/3 cup, set aside.

2/3 c cream
6 tbsp butter Heat to boil, then set aside.

1 1/2 c sugar
1/4 c corn syrup
1/4 water

Cook to light brown[I have found that my idea of "light brown"

Add cream, butter and reduced apple cider all at once, stirring constantly (it will foam up - use a good size pot)
Cook to 250 degrees, using med. high heat - you want to take about 5-7 minutes to get it up to temperature.
Pour it into a 8 inch square baking pan that’s been lined with two pieces of oiled parchment paper, one in each direction - this creates a “sling” to pull the caramel out of the pan. [This has always resulted in a layer of caramel approximately 1/2 inch thick. If you want thicker caramels (and I usually do), you can use a smaller pan, or I've made a spacer from cardboard that turns my pan into approx an 8x6 pan.]
[I also sprinkled a little Fleur De Sel over the caramels at this point, as I find them far too sweet if they don't have a hint of saltiness about them] (See! She needs to be in the evil think tank! You know how we love our salty-sweet!)[My final step: Cover the pan with plastic wrap, not touching the caramel (it'll melt)]. Wait until entirely cooled. Then cut with a sharp, oiled knife into pieces.

Steph's notes: If you noticed the big chunks of chocolate in the background you are SICK. Kidding, we actually had the chocolate directly shipped from my amazing Chef Mom! We ran out of dipping time. Lookie Lookie, gluten free and what a treat! My friend Ronit is going to love this one!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Candy Cane Shortbread Cookies With the Kiddos!





Today we had some candy land fun with my darling friend Heather and our kids making some holiday cookies! These were actually the result of a fun experiment that went horribly RIGHT! The cookies are a basic shortbread with the crunch of candy cane mixed into the dough. What happened? Well, they all got eaten in less than 4 hours, and we made several dozen. It took a great effort to save some for game night, which we try to have every Friday night! So I think these are ones for my posterity. I am sure they will be a tradition forever!!


Peppermint Candy Cane Shortbread Cookies


1 1/4 cup all purpose flour
1/4 tsp baking powder
pinch of salt
1/2 cup sweet butter
3/4 cup sugar
1 tsp vanilla extract
3 crushed candy canes
cream cheese frosting (optional)

Sift the flour, baking powder and salt. Beat the butter, vanilla and sugar until pale and fluffy. Gradually add the flour mixture and mix until a smooth dough. Fold in the crushed candy canes.

Roll by rounded Tablespoon and place on cookie sheet 2 inches apart. Bake at 350 degrees 9-12 minutes depending on how crispy you like your cookies. Allow to cool slightly before removing from baking sheet. Cool and frost. Add sprinkles or more crushed candy cane on top of frosting.


Cream Cheese Frosting:
1 stick (1/4 pound) regular butter, softened
1 package (8 ounce) cream cheese
1 pound powdered sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla
In large bowl, cream butter and cream cheese.
Add sugar and vanilla and blend. Spread on cooled cookies.
Eat. Faint. Repeat as needed.
Heather took the picture! Didn't she do a great job?! I may have to hire her someday!!

Turkish Delight and Neverland

Turkish Delight...and I am NOT the White Witch!

I talked to a dear friend of mine named Wendy. Not Peter Pan's Wendy. She did ask me about something I had never made...so it was a bit of "Neverland". Her son's teacher was asking parents to make a recipe in celebration of the book the students where reading called The Lion The, The Witch, And The Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis. It was the first book in a series known as the Chronicles of Narnia. This recipe is from "Narnia Neverland"... as I am now calling it. I had never made Turkish Delight. It is offered to Edmond by the White Witch in the book and he joyfully accepts it and tells her everything she needs to know about her enemy (Edmond, his brother and sisters). It is a very dramatic introduction to a food. My friend Wendy thought it was something C.S. Lewis had made up and was interrested in knowing how to make it. I am a HUGE C.S. Lewis fan. I knew it was a real food that was from the middle east, thus the name. I knew it was a powdered sugar coated jelly, but that was as far as I had gone with it. It actually really bothered me that I had nothing else to tell her. Now I know there are a few of you reading this who may think I am shameless for admitting I didn't know something. I think however, that it is refreshing to have a chef say "Wow I learned something new!" Don't you? Plus, one of my favorite things on earth is admitting I am not a smarty-pants-know-it-all. It gives my husband hope!

As a result of her inquiry, I spent the next couple of hours looking up a few things and found this recipe and informative video on how to make it. It seemed simple enough, and it was! So I made some. Now I can say I know what it is and have made it. Better yet, I can offer it to my enemies and get all the secret information I need...This however does not mean I am a white witch. I ended up giving this tray of goodies to a great friend, and think that this may be a better tradition. Hopefully you have as much fun making it as I did! This is the recipe I used and a link to the video.

Turkish Delightby Natasha Levitan for About.com Food.http://video.about.com/mideastfood/Turkish-Delight.htm

Turkish Delight Ingredients
For this recipe, you will need
:
4 cups of granulated sugar
1 1/4 cup cornstarch
1 tsp cream of tartar
4 1/4 cups water
1T lemon juice
11/2 tbsp rose water ( *I didn't use rosewater, but had some rose infused powdered sugar just laying around...how weird is that? used it for the 1 cup conf. sugar)
1/2 cup minced almonds (Optional, but I added it!)
1 cup confectioners sugar

vegetable oil for greasing
candy thermometer

Make the Turkish Delight Sugar SyrupIn a medium saucepan, combine lemon juice, sugar, and 1 1/2 cups of water. Turn the heat on medium. Stir the mixture until the sugar dissolves. When the mixture boils, turn the heat to low. Insert the candy thermometer into your sauce pan. Allow the mixture to simmer until the temperature reaches 240 degrees on thermometer. Turn the heat off and set aside.
Make the Jelly Base
In a small saucepan, combine cream of tartar, 1 cup of cornstarch, and water. Turn the heat on medium. Continuously stir the mixture with a wooden spoon until the lumps are dissolved and the mixture begins to boil. When the mixture achieves a glue-like consistency, stop stirring.Add in the lemon juice, water and sugar mixture from the medium pan and stir for 5 minutes. Reduce the heat to low and allow to simmer for 1 hour (I only simmered for 25 minutes and they are fine!!) . Stir the mixture frequently so it doesn't burn the bottom of the pan. When the mixture becomes a golden color, add in rosewater and almonds stir until everything is combined.
Pour the Turkish Delight Into a Mold
Oil the sides and the bottom of your container. Pour your mixture into the container and spread it evenly. Place it into refrigerator and allow to cool overnight.
Serve or Store the Turkish DelightTake out the mold out of the refrigerator and free it from the mold. Cut it into 1 inch pieces. Place them into a bowl of confectioners sugar and thoroughly coat them. You can store your Turkish Delight in an airtight container, separated in layers by wax or parchment paper. Turkish Delight makes a sweet addition to your tea or coffee time.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

18 Strand Star Braided Loaf


This is my latest star!
A Rosemary Raisin Sourdough.
It was gorgeous with minestrone! Heck, it was gorgeous on it's own! I think it is really good at accessorising as well. I mean, look at that Burgundy scarf, not many doughs can get away with that look! I will, of course, still not tell you how I painted it! The beading and paint are all edible.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Oh Fudge On a Sheetpan!


Monday night I became aware of what a sturdy sheet pan I had.

I have a love~hate relationship with it now!! I had the pan on a shelf directly over my water heater drying out some marshmallows for an upcoming holiday boutique. Yes, my water heater is in a closet in my condo, adjacent to my kitchen. I always put stuff on that shelf because it is the one place in the house my darling boys haven't figured out how to climb into yet...I do mean YET.
The shelf is pretty sturdy, but I was in a rush and didn't realize I hadn't put the sheet on the shelf completely sound. I turned toward the sink and heard a thunderous crash behind me! The sheet pan had fallen 6 feet and landed side ways on the valve to the water heater. The valve was instantly snapped and 40 gallons of water spewed across my kitchen floor! Out popped the "I Love Lucy" side of Stephanie. I know...the first part was zany enough.
For the next 3 hours I decided I loved the sheet pan... and my 2 quart mixing bowls! The valve opening was so close to the floor that the water still coming out had to be first caught by the sheet pan and then balanced and dumped into the mixing bowls. My kids would grab a mixing bowl full of warm water and dash to the bathtub...it was quite comical! In the midst of all this, my husband came home from work..."Hey Lucy I'm home!" My frilly apron was soaked, my fake eyelashes stuck together and my pearls had fallen in one of the batches of water (I don't wear any of that while I'm cooking, but it sounded right huh?). That continued with soggy bottoms until finally we ended up installing a water heater into the wee hours of the morning. What a wonderful way to spend an evening. Let me tell you, I thought I had clean floors BEFORE the big explosion...but now they are freakishly O.C.D. clean! I can see the Polyanna side of the situation!! See me doing the dance of joy for clean floors. It's really cool.

Needless to say, my holiday budget was largely spent on a high adventure thrilling water heater. I can hardly contain myself. Neither could the old water heater.

I will not let that dampen my spirits!

Holiday budget blown on a water heater or not! There will be fudge!! So here is a recipe I dearly love. In my efforts to help with your holiday budget I have to share this recipe for fudge mix. I know this one has helped us a lot in the past for quick gift to all the friends and neighbors--or me. Amazingly I don't have any in my house right now. It's a great recipe!

Magic Fudge Mix...because life isn't full of sinful enough convenience foods, right?

2 lb powdered sugar
1 cup butter
2 cups cocoa
1 tsp salt
1 tsp vanilla, rum extract
1/2 tsp cinnamon
pinch of cayenne pepper

Combine all ingredients in a kitchen aid with the paddle attachment until well blended. Divide between 4 quart size bags, (2 1/2 cups mix per bag). I store the bags in the fridge or freezer.

Great gift for the holidays! Mother's Day. Father's Day. Tuesday.

To prepare: Put mix in a microwave safe bowl with 2T water and heat about 2 minutes stirring well. In the mean time line a mini loaf pan (4 inches by 2 inches) with foil then spray the foil with nonstick coating. Pour the melted mix into the foil lined pan and top with nuts or dried fruit if desired. Put in the fridge until set, about 1 hour. Remove from the pan, and take off the foil. Cut into 1 inch squares, yield 2 dozen love bombs. MMM

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Danish Pastries of Love and Happiness


Here's something pretty. Danish pastries are one of my favorite things to make. I love how they look. I love how they smell coming out of the oven and filling my house with this buttery cardamom wave of love. Really, I think whoever came up with these must be among the raving genius bakers in history. Take a peek. I made them myself.

These are another one of those roll in doughs. Butter rolled into the dough to make it flaky and luscious. Ahhh. I love butter. Real Danish is a roll in dough. You see "Danish" in bakeries that don't make it with a roll in and it makes me crazy. Really, what is the point? If I wanted a cinnamon roll glorified, I would ask for one. These are the real deal. I promise I will give you a recipe someday!

Kouign Aman a Celebration in Opposites

My mother GENEVE is named after a region in France. I personally have never had the chance to visit the country but have grown up with a woman who loved good food nearly as much as the French! My phone rang, as it often does. This time the woman on the phone sounded like my mom but with a huge amount of awe and excitement! She had just gone to a bakery in Salt Lake City, Utah that had the most amazing pastries she had tried in a long time. Her great excitement spilled over these most amazing and unusual pastries called Kouign Aman, from a region in France called Brittany. I went to the website for the bake shop called Les Madeleine (http://www.les-madeleines.com/) . They touted the Kouign Aman as being a celebration of opposites, salty and sweet, crispy and gooey. NOW they had my attention. I was the one who had just finished a rousing chocolate dipping of salted French camels. Salty and sweet. Adding crunch and gooey sounded too good to be true!

I was excited to find that the preparation was very similar to that of a croissant, without the time it takes to roll into crescents. As I had been at a bakeshop in the Phoenician resort we had made croissants from scratch by the truckload. This sounded like a perfect fit for an upcoming holiday boutique I was involved with. To my joy they came together without much pain at all and I am excited to show you my finished pieces. I will be talking about roll in doughs very much in the future, but just know for now that once again, my mother is right. I am in awe and amazement at these new little pastries!



This recipe -- a tradtional cake from the Brittany region of France -- is brought to us by renowned pastry chef Florian Bellanger, of New York City's Fauchon.


Makes 15
1 3/4 cups room temperature mineral water
1 1/2 teaspoons fleur de sel (sea salt)
1 pound (4 sticks) plus 2 tablespoons high-fat unsalted butter, chilled, plus more melted butter for tart rings
5 cups all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon firmly packed fresh yeast
3 cups sugar, plus more for rolling [This I found to be too much sugar...I used about 2/3 cup]Directions
In a small bowl, combine mineral water and salt. Let stand until salt has dissolved. Meanwhile, melt 2 tablespoons butter in a small saucepan over medium-low heat.
In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the dough hook, combine flour and the melted butter on low speed. Add water-and-salt mixture, and continue to mix until well combined, about 2 minutes. Add yeast, and mix for 1 minute more.
Cover the bowl with plastic wrap, and let rise in a warm place until doubled in size, about 1 hour. Punch the dough down, wrap in plastic, and place on a baking sheet. Chill for 2 hours in the refrigerator.
Meanwhile, on a Silpat (a French nonstick baking mat) or parchment paper, roll the remaining 1 pound butter into a 1/2-inch-thick rectangle. Wrap in parchment paper, and return to refrigerator until chilled, about 30 minutes. Remove the chilled dough from the refrigerator. On a lightly floured surface, roll out the dough to an 18-inch square. Center the chilled butter rectangle on the dough so that each side of the butter faces a corner of the dough. Fold the corners of the dough over the butter to enclose. Seal the edges by pinching them together. Roll the dough into a 24-by-8-inch rectangle. Fold the dough into thirds, aligning the edges carefully and brushing off any excess flour. (The object is to ensure that the butter is distributed evenly throughout so that the pastry will puff evenly when baked.) Wrap the dough in plastic, and chill for 20 minutes; this completes one turn.
Repeat process once, then repeat process twice, dusting the work surface and the dough with sugar, and using 1 1/2 cups for each turn[AGAIN, I did not use this much sugar...just about 1/3 cup each turn...]. You will now have completed four turns.
Using a pastry brush, brush 15 ring molds (3 1/2 by 3/4 inches) with melted butter. Transfer to prepared baking sheets, and set aside. Remove dough from refrigerator. On a lightly sugared surface, roll the dough into a 1/2-inch-thick rectangle. Cut into 15 squares (4 1/4 inches). Fold up the corners of one square toward the center; repeat process. Lightly press to adhere. Turn square over, and gently coat with sugar. Invert, and place in a prepared ring mold. Repeat with remaining squares.
Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Let rise in a warm place until puffed, 30 to 40 minutes. Bake until golden brown, 35 to 40 minutes. Immediately remove ring molds, and place on a wire rack until completely cooled.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

We Embrace All Shades of Chocolate...


Inside We're All Just Chocolate Anyway...

Look How Beautiful a Utopian Society Would Be...
Tara the Evil genius was in perfect form today. I think if I was a dessert, I would be a chocolate truffle. Keep that thought in mind. I'm pretty sure that chocolate would probably cause world peace if only we all could just sit down across from a marble slab and dip for a while. Really.






2001 Space Odyssey...and Chocolate.

Monolith Monologue...

Random Thoughts...
In the grand scheme of things, does it really matter that one tall chocolate dipped French caramel landed on it's end? Not really. It just looked insane. Something is coming...something wonderful. Especially because we couldn't possibly sell one that landed on it's side...so it's coming to me!! Ahhh two suns. Unless you saw the second movie 2010, the two suns comment won't make a bit of sense. Enjoy the picture anyway.

Lollie-ga-gagin' with Cheesecake and Tara





Cheesecake Lollies...Just Another Reason I Love Evil Tara...


Cheesecake Mountains...




Cheesecake Mountain HIGH...
I Am Totally In the Sticks!!

I spent a fun afternoon with my darling friend Tara! I had been ga-ga over her blog entry about cheesecake Lollipops. I mean take one look at these love bombs. What isn't to like or love or devote your life too? It is always fun to get TWO evil masterminds together in a think tank--yes I am talking about Evil Tara (E.T) and myself Evil Tess (E.T) . ETx2=MC. Mountain Cheesecake.
The more time I spent with her today the more I saw the fine line between utter genius and mad scientist pushed to its limits. Either complete galactic destruction OR complete divine perfection could result. It was a beautifully twisted mind melt, I can assure you! I'm absolutely sure that these are pretty close to divine perfection. Just the right size to give me a thrill. Small enough to keep my galaxy in tact. The vast reaches of space that sometimes make up my rear end.

The GENIUS was piping the cheesecake in mountains from a giant pastry bag instead of scooping and rounding cooked cheesecakes. We inserted sticks, chilled well, and then dipped in chocolate. We made a couple dozen. Last time I checked, my husband had downed an entire gallon of milk and there wasn't a single lollie left. Good thing too, because I was thinking I might have to eat a couple and now E.T. has GONE home!!. Evil Tess has gone home. I did manage to put the lollies in a freezer bag like E.T. and fly on my bicycle. Ok. no bicycle. Boring tan minivan. I am pretty high with sugar though.
I am not making more lollies...today. I will let you know when I spend more time with Evil Tara's genius. Pure evil genius. I know it will upset some great cosmic plan if I don't share this with the world! Oh and Tara, thanks for not giving me Reese's pieces. All TRUE evil prefers chocolate.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Why Shouldn't We Have Chocolate for Breakfast?!





This week I wanted to emphasize the importance of eating a healthy breakfast...um...or something close. Actually, if I could take my pick of what would be among the most perfect breakfast foods ever created, it would be chocolate. Did I say that out loud? What is the deal with the big brown love bars anyway? All wrapped in that shiny crinkle paper and calling me late at night. I have kids. It's not polite to call late at night! I just know that Hershey Pennsylvania has got to be the happiest place on earth! Right? It reminds me of a song we used to sing as kids about the raindrops being lemon drops and gumdrops. I thought it was a pointless song. I would be inside with my chocolate bar. My brother lived in Pennsylvania for a while and said the air smelled like chocolate. Now I know that real chocolatiers don't necessarily condone the use of Hershey. I am a purist. I know what the good stuff is.. The European chocolate is much smoother and more refined. As far as baker's cocoa, if you can find the good imported stuff, and it fits your budget, you should use it. It is more important for me to feed my family than buy expensive chocolate. That is WITH my culinary training and having the practical side win out. Some things have to come first. That being said, there has to be a legal inexpensive way to have good chocolate for breakfast. Legal enough to not break my family budget and calorie budget as well. Here's a good one!!--Note the healthy recipe changes following the recipe.

Chocolate PancakesIngredients:
1 1/4 cups milk
1 egg
2 tablespoons butter, melted
1/2 tsp rum extract (or some of the real stuff if you use it)
1 cup all-purpose flour
2/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
Powdered sugar and strawberry preserves, ganache or fudge sauce
Directions:
In small bowl, combine milk, egg and butter; whisk until blended. In medium bowl, combine flour, cocoa powder, granulated sugar, baking soda and salt; mix well. Add milk mixture; whisk just until dry ingredients are moistened.
Heat griddle over medium heat until hot.
For each pancake, pour scant 1/4 cup batter into pan, spreading batter. Cook 1-2 minutes or until batter is set around edges. Carefully turn and cook 1-2 minutes or until pancakes are baked through. Repeat with remaining batter. If desired, sprinkle pancakes with powdered sugar; serve with warm ganache or fudge sauce. Stunning with sliced fresh peaches that have been put under the broiler a few minutes on a sheet pan. If I am feeling really insane...like EVERY day...a good sprinkle of chopped almond hazelnut toffee to finish it off.

Then go jogging for 2 hours...

Hey! Where's the big glob of whipped cream to go on top???? It's not listed in the recipe but wouldn't that be divine?!

Chef Tess' Healthy recipe changes:
For no cholesterol:
Use soy milk
use 1/4 cup egg beaters instead of egg
2T expelled pressed oil (extra virgin coconut oil tastes wonderful!)
Sugar free:use splenda
natural/unrefined sugar:
use granulated fructose or 2T honey (reduce liquid by 2T)
use 100% fruit spread
omit the powdered sugar "sprinkle step"... (sounds like a good dance move!)
Whole Grain: Use fine ground whole organic wheat flour (if you use hard wheat, please replace 1/4 cup flour with fine ground oats--this will allow for tender pancakes). Whole grain cake flour is ideal for fluffy pan cakes. It is always necessary to use more
liquid for whole grain. Increase to 1 1/3 cup fat free milk or soy milk.

Don't jog as long...but still jog!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Pueblo Red Corn Chili...killer to the core!




I once worked with a woman who was raised by Pueblo Indians. She owns a restaurant here in Arizona and for months I have been absolutely addicted to this red corn chili. Oh my word! It's sooo painfully good. Like I'm in pain from eating so much!! This chili is gorgeously unique in that it has hominy in it instead of beans and is thick with shredded beef. Balanced flavor. Hot and satisfying. I couldn't stop. The kicker was the fresh Traditional Indian fry bread she served with it. Fry bread I learned how to make!!! Again with me and the bread. It really wouldn't be authentic Chef Tess without mentioning the bread to go with the chili right?

My big let down was no chili recipe. Really. She wouldn't give me the recipe for the chili. Instead I have done a lot of steady recipe testing. This is what I came up with. It is actually a traditional Mexican soup called Pozole. It uses pork, but you can use beef and call it red corn and beef chili. For certain it will knock your socks off. Be warned it is hot. I tend to go a little less hot than the traditional because I have kids. Regardless, it is so simple to make! Don't be afraid to try the white hominy! It has a wonderful flavor and makes a unique soup! Great texture!! Most divine with toasted corn chips or served with fat warm tortillas. Also one to add to your list of freezes beautifully. If you're really good, I may just post the fry bread recipe. First make your chili!!
Pozole1- 8 oz can tomato sauce
3T chile powder--not for chili beans, but ground ancho chile or hot New Mexico chile
1/2 tsp ground cumin
1T dry oregano
1 T ground coriander seed (these come with most pre-made spice racks...check yours!)
1 lb lean pork, cut into cubes
6 cups Mexican Style Hominy (canned, or fresh cooked--read directions on package)
1 small can green chile (or one fresh roasted, skinned and seeded)
3 T minced garlic
2 large onions, chopped
2 cups chicken or pork stock

Juice of 4 limes
1/2 cup chopped green onion
1 bunch chopped cilantro (optional for some... a "must have" in my kitchen!)
Salt and cracked pepper to taste

Put first 11 ingredients in a crock pot, solar oven, or pot on the stove, and cook low until the pork is cooked, about 1 hour stove top, 2-3 hours high crock pot or solar oven.

At the end of cooking, add lime juice, green onion, and cilantro. Season with salt and pepper!
Excellent served with baked blue corn chips and a dollop of fat free sour cream.
Stephanie's notes:Very low fat if you use lean pork. Vegetarians try the "soyrizo" found in the produce section.
It can be made without meat or meat alternatives, but isn't technically Pozole, just call it red corn stew. For people like my friend Ronit, this is also gluten free!! Enjoy!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

The Pie and My Guy...


I love it when my friends "write in" and ask me to do a specific news. It helps me to not have to think too much. My mother asked me how to make a good pie crust. It's not often I get to teach my mom a thing or two, but this one is for her. So, this time it's about pie crust. Thank you for making it easy!

I once dated a boy from church who's mom told him to marry me after she tried my pie crust. She was the bishop's wife. Her exact words where, "You can't buy crust like that!" She meant it in a good way and I was utterly flattered. I was only 17 years old. I don't think she meant for her son to marry me right then! I say this because her words hit me hard. One may never know what great encouragement will do for a youth. I'm glad she said what she did. I had no idea what I wanted to be when I "grew up". Why did it hit me? Granted, my parents had told me for years they thought I was a great baker, but she helped it sink into my heart. I think it had something to do with her adorable son. I didn't marry her son by the way. I don't even know where he or his mother are today. It was what I needed at the time. 2 years later I was in culinary school for pastry training. I met my husband, Ace-man, in Arizona during that time. When we met, my husband thought I was going to culinary school to be an eye doctor. He had no idea what "culinary" was. Seriously. We've been married almost 13 years. I tell that story because this upcoming recipe is the one I used on " that pie"-- the pivotal pie-- and have used for the last 17 years. That pie may have changed the course of history --for me anyway!. I'm so glad I made that pie crust!! It's one of my core recipes. It's pretty basic. I used it to make a pastry crust good enough to pass the inspection of some pretty cranky chefs. Once I used it for a final exam that was so high stress I think it took 10 years off my life. The pie crust was well received and I passed with an "A". More importantly, it brought me here to Arizona where I met Ace-man. Hi Honey!

If you want to make some great crust, here are some tips. The most basic tips pertain to the main ingredients in crust. Flour and fat I am often asked a lot about flour. Here's a little "101". Typically I have three kinds of flour on hand for most of my baking. Cake flour, bread flour, and pastry flour. Those who are unfamiliar with the different types of flour may be excited to know that if you use all purpose flour, it works for almost all the things you bake (thus the "all purpose" term). The main differences in flour type is the protein content of the flour. This gets important for bread because generally one wants there to be a lot of wheat protein (or gluten). That protein sticks together when exposed to liquid to form long strands and a balloon like mesh to hold gas caused by yeast action. However, if you want a tender cake or pastry, you don't want a lot of that protein to get stuck together! If that happens, your cookie, cake or pie will have a very hard (hockey puck) texture. This also explains the generally high fat, low moisture content of most cookie and pastry recipes. The fat coats the protein and won't let it stick together. Ever heard of short bread? It's called that because the protein strands are "short". Pastry flour has a slightly lower protein content than all purpose flour 9% as opposed to 11%. That 2% can make a real difference. For pie crust, pastry flour is best! If you use whole wheat, find whole wheat pastry flour in the health food section of your grocery store. Yes, you can still use all purpose flour!! Please--please-- please--Just don't mix the dough so terribly long that the proteins get terribly over connected and your crust is terribly hard. How many times can I use "terribly" in a sentence?!

More words on pie:
*Pie dough is good in the fridge up to 4 days--Pat the dough into a ball and wrap tightly with plastic wrap. Allow dough to soften to room temperature a bit before trying to roll it out.

*Did you know pie dough is good in the freezer for up to 3 months? Yes!! You can make your own freezer pies! Most custard based pies will become runny, and remember that cornstarch will not hold it's thickening once frozen(except for the weird stuff added in processed foods). However, if you thicken your filling with all natural flour (birds and flowers in a light green meadow...ahhhh) it will hold forever!

*You can freeze a pie filled with fruit filling and just add 20 minutes to the baking time of the original recipe.

*Freeze uncooked crust in aluminum pie pans, put in a gallon size freezer bag and stack them if you want to maximize freezer space.

*When you want to bake frozen pies transfer them out of the foil into a stoneware pie plate for crispiest crust.

*Unbaked pie shells can also be filled with savory fillings like Quiche and pot pie stew!

*Now here is the bonus of freezing. Because of the expansion of freezing and defrosting, those protein strands we talked about will stretch, break, and become even more tender. Meaning if you freeze your dough, you can count on flakier crust! How cool is that?!

Basic Pastry crust:
2 9 inch single shells or
1 9 inch two crust pie:

2 1/4 cup pastry flour (for whole wheat pastry flour increase water to about 1/3 cup)
1/2 tsp salt
3/4 cup shortening (crisco works but if you want non trans-fat try "Spectrum" brand)
3T cold water
3T vinegar--this is my secret ingredient! SShhhhhh!
Directions: Mix flour and salt, cut in shortening with a pastry blender. combine lightly until the mix resembles course meal or tiny peas: its texture will not be uniform, but will contain small crumbs and small bits and pieces. Sprinkle water and vinegar over mixture one Tablespoon at a time and mix lightly with a fork, using only enough water so that the pastry will hold together when pressed gently into a ball. This will vary on the moisture content of the flour.
Divide the dough into two balls. Roll the bottom dough out in a circle 2 inches larger than the pie pan(that's 11 inches in diameter), then fit it loosely but firmly into the pan. I do this by lightly folding the dough in half and gently picking it up with my hands. You may roll it out on parchment paper or wax paper to ease this "pick up" process. By far my favorite method is to roll dough between two pieces of parchment paper. I use a light swipe of a damp washcloth first on the counter, this moisture holds the paper in place. Once rolled, I remove the top piece of paper, flip the crust into the pan and remove the second piece of paper. Roll out the top crust. Fill the pie generously with pie filling of your choice, then put on the top and prick in several places with a fork or cut vents. Crimp or flute the edges and bake as directed I usually cover the edges with a strip of foil or a metal ring called a pie guard. Pie will get nice and brown but the edges will get almost black without the pie guard.
Or... just buy the dough from the freezer section! You don't have to make your own! But try it once! You may be surprised how much you like it!! I don't know how many hundred thousand recipes there are for pie filling, but here are 3.I don't want my letters to be too long so I won't do too many recipes!
Diabetic: Please note that if you are sugar restricted, sugar is optional or if you use Splenda sweetener, it won't "cook out". Yes! You can just use a can of pre-made pie filling. No, I am not coming to your house to check!
Apple pie filling:
1/2 cup sugar or 1/4 cup honey (splenda is okay)
1/2 tsp salt2 tsp cinnamon plus spice blend
3T flour
6 large firm granny smith apples, cored, peeled and cut in thin slices
1T vanilla
3T melted butter

Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Combine all ingredients in a large bowl and put in a prepared pie crust (bottom). Top with other half of the dough, rolled out to a 12 inch diameter. Using a knife, cut off the extra edge so that there is about a half inch of dough hanging all around the outside edge of the pie plate. Roll this "dough lip" under until almost flush with the edge. Seal edged lightly pressing down with a fork or pinching with your fingers into a crimped fashion. Cut several vents in the top (small decorative cookie cutters are sometimes used)--you can now freeze it or bake at 425 degrees 10 minutes. Cover edges with foil or pie guard and lower oven to 350 degrees and bake 30-40 minutes. For frozen, bake at 425 10 minutes and lower to 350, then bake 50 min. to an hour.
Blueberry is my favorite pie-
-the Ooompa Looumpa's usually have to roll me out of the chocolate factory for a squeeze!

4 cups fresh or frozen blueberries
3T flour
1/2 cup of brown sugar1
T lemon juice1
1/2 tsp double strength Madagascar Vanilla
1/2 tsp almond extract
2T melted butter

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees. Line the pie pan (9 inch) with half the pastry dough . Wash over the blueberries if you use fresh. If using frozen blueberries, it is not necessary to defrost them completely. Sprinkle the flour over the blueberries in a large bowl and add all remaining ingredients. Mix and coat well. Pile the mixture into the pan and roll remaining pastry dough to 12 inch diameter. Drape over the top of the blueberry filling of love and happiness. Follow crimping instructions used for the apple pie filling. Cut vents (5-6 cute little holes or one 1 inch hole in the middle). Freeze, then put in a gallon size bag with baking instructions-- or just Bake 10 minutes at 425 then lower to 350 for 30-40 minutes. To bake from frozen, add 20 minutes to final baking time.

Tough guys eat Quiche!
Ham and Cheese Quiche For the freezer (or not)
2 9 inch pastry shells
2 cups diced fully cooked ham (soo good with crab instead of ham)
2 cups sharp cheddar cheese
2T minced fresh onion
1 clove fresh pressed garlic
4 eggs
2 cups half and half
3/4 tsp dill weed
fresh cracked pepper
Directions: Bake pastry crust 10 minutes at 400 degrees. While baking crust, combine onion, garlic, eggs, half and half, and seasonings. Removed crusts from oven and cool, divide cheese and ham between the two shells, then pour in the egg mixture. Cover and Freeze up to 3 months (make sure they are set up flat or they'll leak all over!) or... put back in the oven and bake for 30-35 minutes until a knife inserted in the middle comes out clean. Let stand 5 minutes before cutting. To cook from frozen bake 400 degrees 50-55 minutes. If you cut the pie into 8 pieces it is 25 carbs. each.

Tess notes: In general, it takes between 2 and 3 T of flour to thicken a 4 cup recipe of fresh fruit for a pie filling. Except peaches-- they take 4T of flour. Sugar is optional always! I don't use a lot of Splenda but a lot of my diabetic friends do. You can cook your own pie filling on the stove top too! Just simmer 10-12 minutes. Cook the full amount of time to allow the flour to thicken and the starch to cook fully. Allow to cool and use as you would any can of pre-made filling! The benefit is that this will have more fruit and no additives! If I am going to use a filling right away and not freeze it... I use cornstarch to thicken it. It takes 1-2T (usually right about half as much flour), and the starch cooks much faster so it will be ready quickly- 5-7 minutes. I have been know to use maple syrup in place of sugar in peach pie or Carmel sauce in place of sugar in apple pie--or vise versa.
. If you grind your own flour (over-achiever!--You are probably one of my best students!),Pastry flour: use 2/3 hard wheat, 1/3 whole barley or whole oats by weight (for cake flour I do exactly half and half) . Oats and barley have a very very low gluten content--unfortunately for those on gluten free diets, they do have a small amount of gluten. The flavor of these grains in pretty neutral. Or you can just use soft wheat for the cake flour and add 1/3 hard wheat for pastry. I love the taste of oats and barley.

Here's to more pie... and having a great guy to eat it with!! Thanks Ace!